10 Crazy Films That Never Got Made
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4. Dolemite
The original Dolemite was a Blaxploitation film that mixed kung Fu, the Titanic and monkey poetry. Anyone who seen the original and thought that it would be a perfect remake should be imprisoned by men in white coats. Who could possibly think this was a good idea? The writer of Scary Movie; it’s starting to make sense now. The remake would have starred LL Cool J as the Human Fucking Tornado, which is bad enough. Delays caused the rapper and esteemed actor (just kidding) to leave the project, and thankfully the project looks dead in the water.
