10 Things I Learned from Horror Movies
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10. Don’t Wear Tight T-Shirts
You might think that this only applies to the women, but how wrong you’d be. Any person wearing any kind of garment even a little on the clingy side-whether we’re talking the macho jock or his bimbo cheerleader girlfriend-will be killed within the first twenty minutes. If you want to survive your horror movie, think kaftans. Basically, the geekier you go, the more likely you are to survive-mainly because you spent so much time on the internet in your PJs reading lists about lessons you learnt from horror films. And with that, I’m done.
So, those are our take-aways from horror films. What about you? What do you wish you could scream at your favourite horror characters? Let us know in the comments below.
