10 Things I Learned from Horror Movies
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4. DON’T GO OUT THERE.
I mean, this is such an obvious one that it’s become a joke in it’s own right, but seriously: how many scantily-clad young women have heard a weird noise at the end of their garden in the middle of the night and pranced out, unarmed, to deal with it? If you don’t know what it is, take a weapon, some common sense, or at least some disposable secondary characters to use as a distraction. Or, alternatively, stay inside the damn house, lock the doors, and call the cops. Then watch a horror movie while you’re waiting for them to arrive. Perfect.
