10 Things I Learned from Horror Movies
5. Don’t Be A Teenager
Okay, so this one might sound kind of unreasonable-but think about it. In horror movies, teenagers are constantly taking drugs, drinking booze and having sex-all deadly pastimes in the world of opportunistic axe-murderers. So, even if you do fall under this doomed age range, avoid going out in groups, listening to rock and roll, or throwing a raging house party. In this world, stereotypes generally meet with death pretty quickly, so your best bet is never to draw attention to yourself or-better yet-feature in the plot at all. Get some studying done instead-safe and studious.