10 Things I Learned from Horror Movies
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6. Don’t Have Kids
Again, I appreciate why this might sound a bit overboard for some, but once again: think about it. Kids will go one of two ways-they’ll either cry, scream, or require help to escape from the monster at hand, which will just slow you down-nothing will get you eaten faster than going to scoop up that poor weeping child. Or worse-you find yourself faced with a little demon spawn that turns out to be either evil and attempting to kill you, or a ghost and attempting to kill you, or both. And everyone will think you’re crazy either way. Not worth the hassle.
