10 Things I Learned from Horror Movies
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9. Just Frickin’ Call the Cops
Right, I think we’ve all been there in a horror film when someone just won’t damn well listen to what we’re saying-because we’re yelling this (or some unprintable variation of it). For goodness sake, if you think that crazy guy who’s been killing women with an axe is in your house, do you know who would be better equipped to deal with the situation than you? Gee, uh, I don’t know, THE COPS? Never, ever try to be the hero. You usually end up second-last killed, and even if you wind up dead, they could catch your assailant while he’s still at your house. C’mon guys: logic.
