12 TV and Movie Schools You Wish Were Real
8. Starfleet
These days it takes a long time to be an astronaut, unless you’re Howard Waloweitz. Instead go to Starfleet, within five years you will be qualified to work on a star ship, shoot laser guns (on stun if you’re a good guy), travel to distant planets, meet aliens of all shapes and size (providing those shapes are female) and meet Patrick Stewart who is much better than William Shatner. That’s right fan boys, come and get me.