15 Hilarious Disney Quotes

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3. Beauty and the Beast
“I want to do something for her… but what?”
“Well, there’s the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep…”
- Beast and Cogsworth, Beauty and the Beast
Ok Cogsworth knows the game. This is the kind of animated wingman that a terrifying Beast would need. Seriously if Cogsworth play “Hitch” instead of Will Smith that movie would be like a guide book. Plus he would get Eva Mendes in the end, and everyone would watch a movie where the clock gets the girl.