15 Movie Survival Tips
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12. Stay a Virgin
If you want to survive till the end of the movie then Wes Craven’s Scream should be your bible. Not only is it a great movie, it also tells you all the things you have to do to avoid getting killed. Chief among these is FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T HAVE SEX! Basically if you make the beast with two backs then you’re literally signing your own death warrant. Serial killers and supernatural forces are drawn to, and made very angry by, people who roll in the hay with each other. So get that abstinence ring and enjoy the rest of the movie unharmed.
