12 Genius Movie Insults

9. Army of Darkness
“Well hello Mister Fancypants. I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things right now: Jack and sh*t…and Jack left town.”
Okay, so this might only be useful when you’re next squaring up for a street fight in the 1950s, but you can’t deny that, delivered with Bruce Campbell’s trademark drawl in Army of Darkness, this campy line turns into a thing of pure, unadulterated brilliance.